so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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