At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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