office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just gift wrapped bread.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
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The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
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So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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