Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
that's an acceptable place to lick
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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