Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
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he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
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Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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