I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
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At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
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I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
i believe in u and ur pee
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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