I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
don't judge my taste in strippers
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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