Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
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I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
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Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!