Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives