even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
They are going to name an STD after you.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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