the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
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You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
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I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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