weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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