Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
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he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
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sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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