vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
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how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
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My lighter is stuck in my beard.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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