Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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