They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
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you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
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Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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