You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I just cut my nipple shaving
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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