so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
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PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
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I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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