i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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