theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
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