windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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