Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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