why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
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You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
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Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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