Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
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I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
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I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!