You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
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legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
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i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum