We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
The feeling are messing with the penis
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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