SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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