Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
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I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
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Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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