You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
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Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
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Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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