No stitches, just platelets and will power
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
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He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
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We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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