Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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