yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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