Don't you send me to vm
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
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