i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
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For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
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BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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