The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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