If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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