I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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