My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
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On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
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I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
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Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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