You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
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My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
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And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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