You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
this will be a night to untag.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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