Rock
Scissors
Fuck
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
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Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
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last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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