some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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