DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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