This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
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Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
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well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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