Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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