He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
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I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I pour the whiskey from now on
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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