Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
