Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Randomize
