just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
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I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
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Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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