Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
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my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
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Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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