You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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