he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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