It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
We have started to decorate penises.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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