Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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