At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
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Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
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This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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