Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
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I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
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