people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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