What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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