Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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