She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
