your parents love me but you hate me
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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